User 'Nicole R.':
Can you eat dildos?
DR. BYD
Sure, if you're into an extremely tough diet! But the flavor "silicone" isn't exactly a culinary highlight.
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User 'Max the destroyer':
Are dildos always quiet and undetectable by others?
DR. BYD
Yes, so quiet that even your neighbors will wonder why you're suddenly so happy.
User 'English or chinese':
Can I clean my dildo in the dishwasher?
DR. BYD
Absolutely! And if you want your mother-in-law to find it, just leave it in the top rack.
User 'Vampire Princess':
Can I take my dildo on a plane?
DR. BYD
Of course, it will love to see the world. Just be aware that security staff might get a little curious and envious about it.
User 'Tobi-the-banger':
Do you also have battery-powered dildos?
DR. BYD
Absolutely not. We rely exclusively on proven combustion technology! This is gonna get hot, baby!
User '2387***@qq.com':
Are dildos suitable for beginners?
DR. BYD
Dildos are perfect for everyone – from Newcummers to Olympic champions.
User 'I am Here':
Can you use dildos in the bathtub?
DR. BYD
Absolutely, why not? After all, a bubble bath is only complete when you have an underwater symphony! Doing it right, it even increases the bubble formation drastically.
User 'Dads_Little_Girl':
What's the difference between a dildo and a vibrator?
DR. BYD
It depends on whether you want a quiet evening or a rock 'n' roll party! We wouldn’t invite the neighbors, though...
User '4295****@qq.com':
Can dildos break?
DR. BYD
Probably only if you approach it unkindly with a chainsaw. Otherwise, dildos are far more lasting than most romantic relationships.
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