User 'Francis W***':

Oops, my dildo is so deep inside that I can’t reach it by hand anymore. How do I get it out?

DR. BYD

Maybe it has decided to become a part of you. Give it some time, it might resurface at the right moment – or during your next X-ray.

User 'Ben D***':

Can I share my dildo with friends?

DR. BYD

Of course you can share, but remember: once shared, never as intimate again. Also, your slippery buddy might start enjoying it too much. Are you ready to become just a fling to your own dildo?

User 'Sarah S***':

Can you insert a 50 cm dildo?

DR. BYD

Technically possible? Maybe. Recommended? Probably not. Unless you’re secretly training for the Dildo Long Jump Championships! Worst case, call the local plumber to figure out how to get it back out!

User 'Nastja P***':

If you have two dildos, what’s the chance they’ll fall in love with each other and one leaves you?

DR. BYD

The odds are pretty high! Dildos have feelings too, and if they spend too much time together, sparks might fly. You’ll just be left as the third wheel!

User 'clevercat*****':

How often should one use a dildo?

DR. BYD

Until you think you could join the circus as a juggler. Just remember to give it a break every now and then – even a dildo needs its beauty sleep.

User 'mr.-big-1992':

Are there dildos specifically designed for couples?

DR. BYD

Yes, because nothing is hotter than exploring erotic horizons together. If your partner runs off with the dildo afterward, you've failed... Sorry, dude!

User 'lost-Island':

Which lubricants are best suited?

DR. BYD

Stick to water-based lubricants. The last thing you want is a toy that sticks better than a Post-it note.

User 'cindy.w***':

Where can I buy dildos?

DR. BYD

Definitely not from us. But anywhere that sells toys and naughty stuff for adults. Our erotic tip for voyeurs: order from an online shop and hope your neighbor takes the package for you. Maybe she’ll get curious and give it a try!

User 'Nicole R.':

Can you eat dildos?

DR. BYD

Sure, if you're into an extremely tough diet! But the flavor "silicone" isn't exactly a culinary highlight.

User 'Max the destroyer':

Are dildos always quiet and undetectable by others?

DR. BYD

Yes, so quiet that even your neighbors will wonder why you're suddenly so happy.

User 'English or chinese':

Can I clean my dildo in the dishwasher?

DR. BYD

Absolutely! And if you want your mother-in-law to find it, just leave it in the top rack.

User 'Vampire Princess':

Can I take my dildo on a plane?

DR. BYD

Of course, it will love to see the world. Just be aware that security staff might get a little curious and envious about it.

User 'Tobi-the-banger':

Do you also have battery-powered dildos?

DR. BYD

Absolutely not. We rely exclusively on proven combustion technology! This is gonna get hot, baby!

User '2387***@qq.com':

Are dildos suitable for beginners?

DR. BYD

Dildos are perfect for everyone – from Newcummers to Olympic champions.

User 'I am Here':

Can you use dildos in the bathtub?

DR. BYD

Absolutely, why not? After all, a bubble bath is only complete when you have an underwater symphony! Doing it right, it even increases the bubble formation drastically.

User 'jk-rolling-stone':

What size is ideal for beginners?

DR. BYD

Our experts agree: Exactly the size that puts a big smile on your face and a moan in your mouth!

User 'TT9000':

Can I buy dildos from you?

DR. BYD

Sorry, there's nothing for sale here. But our bad jokes about dildos are completely for free.

User 'Dads_Little_Girl':

What's the difference between a dildo and a vibrator?

DR. BYD

It depends on whether you want a quiet evening or a rock 'n' roll party! We wouldn’t invite the neighbors, though...

User '4295****@qq.com':

Can dildos break?

DR. BYD

Probably only if you approach it unkindly with a chainsaw. Otherwise, dildos are far more lasting than most romantic relationships.